Are you GATVOL of everyone bitching & moaning about the same kak - every day , maar doing absolutely fokkol about it
Ja, us too.
In collaboration with U-Neek Designs, we've created a range of brutally honest merch that says exactly what you're already thinking.
No fake motivational kak
No "alles gebeur vir 'n rede" nonsense
No pretending life is perfect
Just real-life humour for real South Africans who are tired of sugar-coating everything.
- Will it fix your life? Nope.
- Will it solve your problems? Also nope.
But it might make you laugh, spark a conversation, and improve your vibe while dealing with the daily circus.
Because sometimes all you can do is laugh and carry on.
Welcome to GATVOL SCOOPS, a mystery game where luck, chaos, and poor decision-making come together in one beautiful disaster.
No strategy.
No skill.
No participation trophies.
Just a tower, some dice, mystery scoops, and the possibility that your day is about to get a lot more interesting.
"Life's a bit of a shitshow. You may as well own the merch." 😏
The GATVOL Scoop isn't just a mystery scoop. It's a game. Every scoop is packed with a random selection of snarky, sarcastic, relatable merch and surprises that say exactly what you're already thi...